I'm faded my dude

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gaybrielandasstiel:

THIS IS HOW THIS SCENE SHOULD HAVE GONE

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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twerking-for-5sos:

reblog if you know him and miss him

pmon3y69:

Free him

A cat

angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

tyleroakley:

planet-troyler:

is he even real

yes

dutchster:

i think dogs would make bad astronauts because space is a vacuum and they are kinda scared of those

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…