I smoked cream pie with my mom

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phantasticfics:

bishi bashi is the new frickle frackle pass it on

gordonsfringe:

he does the finger thing too

innuendohowell:

Dear Dan and Phil,

We are very grateful for all of the content you’ve been uploading to YouTube lately and we love every single video.

Sincerely, The Phandom.

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

crisheart:

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

Lol this is so true

baracknobama:

remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid